Last night I created a sock puppet account on facebook. The persona is non other than my dog, Poppy. I have used my hard fought and won CUK sockie skills to create a most credible account with depth and meaning.
I facebooked a handful of friends, and now Poppy is getting friend requests left right and centre!
The thing is no one I know on facebook is used to the usual CUK type banter so it's like a kind of CUK holiday.
Some of the best so far are :
Friend 1 new post : wedding planning = STRESS!!!!!!!
Poppy : When I'm stressed I chew something. May help. Gagging for a cowhide shoe now just thinking about it.
Friend 2 new post : I cannot believe I just friend requested a dog, lol!!!!!
Poppy : I have written to my MP. I object to anti dog rhetoric, and the term "dogging"
Poppy new post (To a friend who is 7 months pregnant) : Hey Gemma, hope you are ok. Still carrying your puppies?
SY02 sits next to me on the sofa constantly doing a
Poppy's best retort so far is "Next time you come round I'll wee in your shoes".
God I need a contract
I facebooked a handful of friends, and now Poppy is getting friend requests left right and centre!
The thing is no one I know on facebook is used to the usual CUK type banter so it's like a kind of CUK holiday.
Some of the best so far are :
Friend 1 new post : wedding planning = STRESS!!!!!!!
Poppy : When I'm stressed I chew something. May help. Gagging for a cowhide shoe now just thinking about it.
Friend 2 new post : I cannot believe I just friend requested a dog, lol!!!!!
Poppy : I have written to my MP. I object to anti dog rhetoric, and the term "dogging"
Poppy new post (To a friend who is 7 months pregnant) : Hey Gemma, hope you are ok. Still carrying your puppies?
SY02 sits next to me on the sofa constantly doing a
Poppy's best retort so far is "Next time you come round I'll wee in your shoes".
God I need a contract
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