Someone I wish to phone has a surname "von Dyck". How do I handle that, exactly?
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Trying to avoid making a koch of myself...
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostSomeone I wish to phone has a surname "von Dyck". How do I handle that, exactly?Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostYou pretend you're an adult and don't giggle.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostBut is it Dick or Dyke?Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostBut is it Dick or Dyke?Comment
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I would go with Deek or Deck depending on where he's from.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI would go with Deek or Deck depending on where he's from."Being a permy is like being married, when there's no more sex on the cards....and she's got fat."
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Can't argue with thatComment
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Originally posted by The Agents View View PostIndeed, I'd go with Von Dake, and say it confidently. If you're wrong, they'll soon correct you, and you can just apologise. People with names like that normally see the funny side. Trust me, I have a surname which is confused for male genitals quite alot as well - I always just think it's funny!'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Ask if his first name is Dick. Ask him if he can do faux-cockney.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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