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Just had a usual phone conversation with an estate agent

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    Just had a usual phone conversation with an estate agent

    EA "Did you see the properties I emailed to you? What do you think? Nice 5 bed detached house in Esher...blah blah"

    DP "Saw it, didn't think it represented good value for money."

    EA "That's the price, you either pay it or you don't, there's no negotiating, I've got a waiting list of buyers that will snap up property at almost any price."

    DP "Well, I'll look around and see what comes up".

    EA "I wouldn't hang about, we sell most houses without even marketing them in today's market, good luck. click"


    I think the fact I didn't want to pay £1.4m for an identikit Barratt starter home on a housing estate pissed him off.

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I think the fact I didn't want to live in the south east at all pissed him off.
    FTFY
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      EA "Did you see the properties I emailed to you? What do you think? Nice 5 bed detached house in Esher...blah blah"

      DP "Saw it, didn't think it represented good value for money."

      EA "That's the price, you either pay it or you don't, there's no negotiating, I've got a waiting list of buyers that will snap up property at almost any price."

      DP "Well, I'll look around and see what comes up".

      EA "I wouldn't hang about, we sell most houses without even marketing them in today's market, good luck. click"


      I think the fact I didn't want to pay £1.4m for an identikit Barratt starter home on a housing estate pissed him off.
      He's recognised you for the timewasting Walter Mitty you are.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        He's recognised you for the timewasting Walter Mitty you are.
        WHS. At current prices I'm a time waster.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          EA "Did you see the properties I emailed to you? What do you think? Nice 5 bed detached house in Esher...blah blah"

          DP "Saw it, didn't think it represented good value for money."

          EA "That's the price, you either pay it or you don't, there's no negotiating, I've got a waiting list of buyers that will snap up property at almost any price."

          DP "Well, I'll look around and see what comes up".

          EA "I wouldn't hang about, we sell most houses without even marketing them in today's market, good luck. click"


          I think the fact I didn't want to pay £1.4m for an identikit Barratt starter home on a housing estate pissed him off.
          Then the sellers would be able to demand almost any price shirley?
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            EA "I wouldn't hang about, we sell most houses without even marketing them in today's market, good luck. click"
            If they sell that quickly then why the **** are they wasting time calling people?
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              If they sell that quickly then why the **** are they wasting time calling people?
              Gaddafi.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                WHS. At any price I'm a time waster.
                FTFY.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  EA "Did you see the properties I emailed to you? What do you think? Nice 5 bed detached house in Esher...blah blah"

                  DP "Saw it, didn't think it represented good value for money."

                  EA "That's the price, you either pay it or you don't, there's no negotiating, I've got a waiting list of buyers that will snap up property at almost any price."

                  DP "Well, I'll look around and see what comes up".

                  EA "I wouldn't hang about, we sell most houses without even marketing them in today's market, good luck. click"


                  I think the fact I didn't want to pay £1.4m for an identikit Barratt starter home on a housing estate pissed him off.
                  Once the house price crash has completed its course the £1.4m house will be on the market for 200K at most. But then there would be other things to worry about, like buying bread and surviving than worry about house prices.
                  Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                    Once the house price crash has completed its course the £1.4m house will be on the market for 200K at most. But then there would be other things to worry about, like buying bread and surviving than worry about house prices.
                    Not in prime Surrey commuter belt it won't.

                    PS Dim: Give it up you can't afford it. A million plus for a bog standard home is what it costs here.

                    HTH
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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