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    Manly

    The prosecution contends that the Duchess of Cambridge is actually a man.

    Exhibits 1 & 2: Face





    Exhibit 3: Chest



    Exhibit 4: Hands



    Exhibit 5: Arse (Does not have one of these)



    The prosecution rests, mlud!
    Last edited by Clippy; 2 July 2011, 17:48.

    #2
    Nothing that the addition of a small amount of weight wouldn't fix.
    You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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      #3
      Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post
      Nothing that the addition of a small amount of weight wouldn't fix.
      Are you Reality Hacks sockie?
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        Are you Reality Hacks sockie?
        No.

        Are you a clueless moron?
        You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.

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          #5
          What about her sister? She looks quite do-able .....






          Oh wait, this is what she really looks like without makeup .....

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            #6
            I still would. Either of them.
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              #7
              She does seem to have a heavy bone or muscle structure of the face, which has a touch of harshness to it too. Is her head bigger than William's? It seems that way. I wonder if she's going to be prone to piling on the weight and stuffing cakes in it?

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                #8
                Nahhhh I dont think they'd let her become a fatty. Royals seem to have a way of dying, if they disgrace the family.

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                  #9
                  That's the Duchess of Cambridge, you cretins (filling in for Sas).

                  This is the Duchess of Cornwall

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    That's the Duchess of Cambridge, you cretins (filling in for Sas).

                    This is the Duchess of Cornwall
                    <cough> Like I said in my OP, Duchess of Cambridge </cough>

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