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    Predictive texting

    Just got a text from a lad we were giving a lift to a footie tournament saying he's not going, because he's suffering from gay fever.

    Does this mean he's giving up the footie and taking up ballet?

    #2
    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Just got a text from a lad we were giving a lift to a footie tournament saying he's not going, because he's suffering from gay fever.

    Does this mean he's giving up the footie and taking up ballet?

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      #3
      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

      Just got a text from a lad we were giving a lift to a footie tournament saying he's not going, because he's suffering from gay fever.

      Does this mean he's giving up the footie and taking up ballet?
      Maybe the footie was his cover for taking a gay trip, oops sorry, _day_ trip, here
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        #4
        First thing I do with a new phone is turn that off.

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Whose Mommy says 'wtf' and 'omg'?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Whose Mommy says 'wtf' and 'omg'?
            Americans, presumably

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Whose Mommy says 'wtf' and 'omg'?
              Teenage chavvy council estate mums?

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                #8
                Be funnier a mum texting her son she's sitting on cock. Though the sort of mums you see on BBC3 probably do.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by wim121 View Post
                  Teenage chavvy council estate mums?
                  Women in their 40s and 50s who should know better.

                  When I first received texts like that from my sister-in-laws I actually had to check they wrote them themselves as none of my mates above 25 use "txt speak"*.

                  *I HD 2 US A TRNSLTR 2 WRT THS.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Women in their 40s and 50s who should know better.

                    When I first received texts like that from my sister-in-laws I actually had to check they wrote them themselves as none of my mates above 25 use "txt speak"*.

                    *I HD 2 US A TRNSLTR 2 WRT THS.
                    Of course they don't always get it right:

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