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    Curing addiction

    How does one go about "curing" addiction, specifically a porn addiction?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    What makes you think you're addicted?
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      How does one go about "curing" addiction, specifically a porn addiction?
      Join a kiddy porn site. Use your own name, address, computer and credit card.

      Wait for a knock on the door. They'll help you.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        How does one go about "curing" addiction, specifically a porn addiction?
        Slam it in the door.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          It's not for me. I probably am addicted but I have no desire to be cured.

          ms doodab's friend's husband is apparently so obsessed with internet filth that he has no time or desire for the real thing. I have been turned to for advice, and obviously as I know nothing about it I though I had better ask the experts
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            It's not for me. I probably am addicted but I have no desire to be cured.

            ms doodab's friend's husband is apparently so obsessed with internet filth that he has no time or desire for the real thing. I have been turned to for advice, and obviously as I know nothing about it I though I had better ask the experts
            Can you not help her some other way, by filling the gap, so to speak?

            Hubby gets to pull his end off in impunity, you get two birds to knock off. Simples.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              It's not for me. I probably am addicted but I have no desire to be cured.

              ms doodab's friend's husband is apparently so obsessed with internet filth that he has no time or desire for the real thing. I have been turned to for advice, and obviously as I know nothing about it I though I had better ask the experts
              Perhaps his wife is a big fat ugly pig?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Tell him to get a grip on the matter at hand.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Perhaps his wife is a big fat ugly pig?
                  Bzzz. Tautology*3.

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                    #10
                    The wife is probbly more to blame than he is. Tell he she must get her hair done, have a scented bath, dress up in baby doll and stockings then send her round to my place




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