This is the 3rd agent on the contract so far, actually they're called 'Account Manager' here, who is a young (well younger than me) female. The first was a young bloke who used to be a Java programmer but decided it was boring. The 2nd was a very attractive young woman who is now on maternity leave and I thought this one might be 'top' but sadly she wasn't (not ugly but not my type so didn't bother flirting,) very friendly though. No lunch or freebies, I need some more coffee mugs and writing pads, but an interesting story about a Java bod who started on Monday here, went home Wednesday lunchtime saying he didn't feel well, rang in today saying he wasn't coming back as he couldn't handle the working environment. Every other contractor I know here thinks its pretty good, twunky Java twunk can't handle the real world
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThis is the 3rd agent on the contract so far, actually they're called 'Account Manager' here, who is a young (well younger than me) female. The first was a young bloke who used to be a Java programmer but decided it was boring. The 2nd was a very attractive young woman who is now on maternity leave and I thought this one might be 'top' but sadly she wasn't (not ugly but not my type so didn't bother flirting,) very friendly though. No lunch or freebies, I need some more coffee mugs and writing pads, but an interesting story about a Java bod who started on Monday here, went home Wednesday lunchtime saying he didn't feel well, rang in today saying he wasn't coming back as he couldn't handle the working environment. Every other contractor I know here thinks its pretty good, twunky Java twunk can't handle the real worldWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThis is the 3rd agent on the contract so far, actually they're called 'Account Manager' here, who is a young (well younger than me) female. The first was a young bloke who used to be a Java programmer but decided it was boring. The 2nd was a very attractive young woman who is now on maternity leave and I thought this one might be 'top' but sadly she wasn't (not ugly but not my type so didn't bother flirting,) very friendly though. No lunch or freebies, I need some more coffee mugs and writing pads, but an interesting story about a Java bod who started on Monday here, went home Wednesday lunchtime saying he didn't feel well, rang in today saying he wasn't coming back as he couldn't handle the working environment. Every other contractor I know here thinks its pretty good, twunky Java twunk can't handle the real worldKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYour post just clogged my brain. Can you break it down into manageable chunks?
HTHWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostFemale agents give him the horn.
HTHKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI predict another thread about him bashing one out while pressing his ear to the wall.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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