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    Met my agent today

    This is the 3rd agent on the contract so far, actually they're called 'Account Manager' here, who is a young (well younger than me) female. The first was a young bloke who used to be a Java programmer but decided it was boring. The 2nd was a very attractive young woman who is now on maternity leave and I thought this one might be 'top' but sadly she wasn't (not ugly but not my type so didn't bother flirting,) very friendly though. No lunch or freebies, I need some more coffee mugs and writing pads, but an interesting story about a Java bod who started on Monday here, went home Wednesday lunchtime saying he didn't feel well, rang in today saying he wasn't coming back as he couldn't handle the working environment. Every other contractor I know here thinks its pretty good, twunky Java twunk can't handle the real world
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    This is the 3rd agent on the contract so far, actually they're called 'Account Manager' here, who is a young (well younger than me) female. The first was a young bloke who used to be a Java programmer but decided it was boring. The 2nd was a very attractive young woman who is now on maternity leave and I thought this one might be 'top' but sadly she wasn't (not ugly but not my type so didn't bother flirting,) very friendly though. No lunch or freebies, I need some more coffee mugs and writing pads, but an interesting story about a Java bod who started on Monday here, went home Wednesday lunchtime saying he didn't feel well, rang in today saying he wasn't coming back as he couldn't handle the working environment. Every other contractor I know here thinks its pretty good, twunky Java twunk can't handle the real world
    I smell an opportunity.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      This is the 3rd agent on the contract so far, actually they're called 'Account Manager' here, who is a young (well younger than me) female. The first was a young bloke who used to be a Java programmer but decided it was boring. The 2nd was a very attractive young woman who is now on maternity leave and I thought this one might be 'top' but sadly she wasn't (not ugly but not my type so didn't bother flirting,) very friendly though. No lunch or freebies, I need some more coffee mugs and writing pads, but an interesting story about a Java bod who started on Monday here, went home Wednesday lunchtime saying he didn't feel well, rang in today saying he wasn't coming back as he couldn't handle the working environment. Every other contractor I know here thinks its pretty good, twunky Java twunk can't handle the real world
      Your post just clogged my brain. Can you break it down into manageable chunks?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Your post just clogged my brain. Can you break it down into manageable chunks?
        Female agents give him the horn.

        HTH
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Female agents give him the horn.

          HTH
          I predict another thread about him bashing one out while pressing his ear to the wall.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            I predict another thread about him bashing one out while pressing his ear to the wall.
            They haven't started yet but be assured, you'll be the first to know
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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