Saw my urologist today. He told me I've got to have surgery on my plumbing. He then asked "Do you have any children".
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Things you don't want to hear from your doctor.
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Sorry to hear NAT.
Could be worse, he could have said "Yes, I've seen this before, it'll probably just fall off in a few days" -
Fortunately, I've already got three kids and had the snip, so the chances of being rendered infertile by the operation are totally irrelevant.
It got worse though. When I asked him about the procedure, he said I need 5 nights in hospital. That's five billable days!
Then two weeks recovery after that!Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostFortunately, I've already got three kids and had the snip, so the chances of being rendered infertile by the operation are totally irrelevant.
It got worse though. When I asked him about the procedure, he said I need 5 nights in hospital. That's five billable days!
Then two weeks recovery after that!
straight up gov
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostFortunately, I've already got three kids and had the snip, so the chances of being rendered infertile by the operation are totally irrelevant.
It got worse though. When I asked him about the procedure, he said I need 5 nights in hospital. That's five billable days!
Then two weeks recovery after that!
I suppose you will need a catheter. My female doctor friends use to tell me lovely stories about catheterising old men when they were junior doctors..... Luckily you aren't in the UK."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostSounds painful.
I suppose you will need a catheter. My female doctor friends use to tell me lovely stories about catheterising old men when they were junior doctors..... Luckily you aren't in the UK.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I know a doctor who eventually got to say
It's life Jim, but not as I know it.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
I suppose you will need a catheter.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostSaw my urologist today. He told me I've got to have surgery on my plumbing. He then asked "Do you have any children".
"Do you have any children?"
"Yes. Three"
"Oh, interesting. According to my examination I don't thing the little fellas have ever worked?"
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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things you don't want to hear from your doctor
"your wife and I have been having an affair now for many years"
"i fathered your wife's child"
"about the operation I performed last week, I'm not actually a doctor"
"about the rectal examination i performed, that wasn't my finger"
plenty of worse optionsThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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