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The real Marsellus Wallace

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    The real Marsellus Wallace

    Classic response by the woman.

    A Russian man who tried to rob a hair salon ended up as the victim when the female shop owner overpowered him, tied him up n_aked and then used him as a s_ex slave for three days.

    Viktor Jasinski, 32, admitted to police that he had gone to the salon in Meshchovsk, Russia, with the intention of robbing it.

    But the tables turned dramatically when he found himself overcome by owner Olga Zajac, 28, who happened to be a black belt in karate.

    She allegedly floored the would-be robber with a single kick.

    Then, in a scene reminiscent of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, police say Zajac dragged the semi-conscious Jasinski to a back room of the salon and tied him up with a hair dryer cable.

    She allegedly s_tripped him n_aked and, for the next three days, used him as a s_ex slave to 'teach him a lesson' - force feeding him V_iagra to keep the lesson going.

    The would-be robber was eventually released, with Zajak saying he had learned his lesson.

    Jasinski went straight to the police and told them of his back-room ordeal, saying that he had been held hostage, handcuffed n_aked to a radiator, and fed nothing but V_iagra.

    Both have now been arrested.

    When police arrived to question Olga, she said: 'What a b_astard. Yes, we had s_ex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."
    Source.

    #2
    Where's the obligatory "I'd burgle her"?

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      #3
      When police arrived to question Olga, she said: 'What a b_astard. Yes, we had s_ex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."



      And they say crime doesn't pay! pfft

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        #4
        Lucky, lucky b_astard.

        Horsetulip though, I reckon. A couple going successfully for media attention.

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          #5
          Do they say which hair salon it was ?
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            #6
            Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
            Do they say which hair salon it was ?
            Dress down and don't take your wallet.
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