going through a divorce

**DS23** · 13 July 2011, 09:41

and put it through the electric waste disposal...

**alreadypacked** · 13 July 2011, 09:43

Originally posted by DS23 View Post

and put it through the electric waste disposal...

Guess she wanted to make sure he could not get it stiched back on.

**MaryPoppins** · 13 July 2011, 09:52

aggravated mayhem?

Lock me up!

**DaveB** · 13 July 2011, 10:09

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

aggravated mayhem?

Lock me up!

Or in your case, Aggravated Malarkey

**ChrisPackit** · 13 July 2011, 10:24

If it's anything like the John Wayne Bobbitt case from a few years ago, he'll have a prosthetic one stitched back on twice as big as the one he lost, and become a porn star.

Every Cloud has a silver lining

**DimPrawn** · 13 July 2011, 10:29

That other bloke had his nob sown back on, this guys will have some mince meat or a dildo to choose from.

If I was that bloke, I'd murder her when she comes out of prison in a few months time, if she serves that long.

**TimberWolf** · 13 July 2011, 10:58

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

That other bloke had his nob sown back on, this guys will have some mince meat or a dildo to choose from.

If I was that bloke, I'd murder her when she comes out of prison in a few months time, if she serves that long.

She deserves a life sentence.

**EternalOptimist** · 13 July 2011, 11:11

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

She deserves a life sentence.

Surely the punishment should fit the crime ? What about 1 year for every centimetre ?

with time on the chain gang if she got the sack as well

**lje** · 13 July 2011, 12:34

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Surely the punishment should fit the crime ?

That was probably her reasoning too...

going through a divorce