Seriously, I know you've done it - how do I make this a taxable expense? Take her out to dinner before? Make sure she assists in my work in some way? Make her a 0.001% shareholder in my company?
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Staying away: how to expense a hooker?
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostSeriously, I know you've done it - how do I make this a taxable expense? Take her out to dinner before? Make sure she assists in my work in some way? Make her a 0.001% shareholder in my company?
trust me
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Well, my pimp sends my clients an invoice. I then get the money from my pimp at the end of the month minus his take.Comment
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On one occasion, whilst on a gig in Poland, the agent came out for a "Meet the Troops" morale-boosting visit.
Over the course of the evening we ended up at a knocking shop. He headed off upstairs with one of the pole-dancers and returned some time later and requested a receipt. As it was all in Polish anyway, he was going to put it in as "Dinner". Not sure if he ever got away with it, but I can't imagine why he wouldn't have.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOn one occasion, whilst on a gig in Poland, the agent came out for a "Meet the Troops" morale-boosting visit.
Over the course of the evening we ended up at a knocking shop. He headed off upstairs with one of the pole-dancers and returned some time later and requested a receipt. As it was all in Polish anyway, he was going to put it in as "Dinner". Not sure if he ever got away with it, but I can't imagine why he wouldn't have.
you are aving a laff
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Straight forward. Just get them to invoice you as follows.
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