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Staying away: how to expense a hooker?

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    Staying away: how to expense a hooker?

    Seriously, I know you've done it - how do I make this a taxable expense? Take her out to dinner before? Make sure she assists in my work in some way? Make her a 0.001% shareholder in my company?

    #2
    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    Seriously, I know you've done it - how do I make this a taxable expense? Take her out to dinner before? Make sure she assists in my work in some way? Make her a 0.001% shareholder in my company?
    have a tug mate.

    trust me




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      #3
      Well, my pimp sends my clients an invoice. I then get the money from my pimp at the end of the month minus his take.

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        #4
        On one occasion, whilst on a gig in Poland, the agent came out for a "Meet the Troops" morale-boosting visit.
        Over the course of the evening we ended up at a knocking shop. He headed off upstairs with one of the pole-dancers and returned some time later and requested a receipt. As it was all in Polish anyway, he was going to put it in as "Dinner". Not sure if he ever got away with it, but I can't imagine why he wouldn't have.
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          On one occasion, whilst on a gig in Poland, the agent came out for a "Meet the Troops" morale-boosting visit.
          Over the course of the evening we ended up at a knocking shop. He headed off upstairs with one of the pole-dancers and returned some time later and requested a receipt. As it was all in Polish anyway, he was going to put it in as "Dinner". Not sure if he ever got away with it, but I can't imagine why he wouldn't have.
          A polish pole dancer, sliding on his pole and billing in Polish ?

          you are aving a laff





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            #6
            Straight forward. Just get them to invoice you as follows.

            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Cough

              Be careful out there.

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                #8
                Who says there is no proof of evolution?
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  Who says there is no proof of evolution?
                  This is nothing to do with evolution, it's God punishing the sinful
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    This is nothing to do with evolution, it's God punishing the sinful
                    That's why they should all pay! The sinful must pay!!!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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