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    Pimp your ride

    Eyelashes for cars

    I was being followed today in the car by this



    I nearly jumped out of my skin

    Some sad fookers out there that want eyelashes on their car.
    Last edited by administrator; 19 July 2011, 22:22. Reason: Saving other poor fookers on mobiles a 2.5MB download...
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Oh dear - no lipstick?
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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      #3
      That's wonderful! At least nobody will nick that ford

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        Last edited by administrator; Yesterday at 23:22. Reason: Saving other poor fookers on mobiles a 2.5MB download...
        Language! Referee!!!

        Btw, SY01, I think they're great fun - and wish I'd thought of and marketed the idea myself. I wouldn't have them but I can see how they would appeal to some of the more feminine posters on this forum, Zippy, ShaunBhoy, MarillionFan etc.
        Last edited by Churchill; 20 July 2011, 06:48.

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          #5
          Can someone else do the "Ride your pimp" parody thread and give me the credit? I can't be arsed this morning
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            Now, that's what I call 'pimped'!!

            Narmeen?
            The vegetarian option.

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              #7
              In South Ken there's somebody, an ex-hippie I think, with a flowerbed along each side of their car.

              The attachments are like a couple of window gardens, and packed with plants. Not sure if the latter are real though.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Language! Referee!!!

                Btw, SY01, I think they're great fun - and wish I'd thought of and marketed the idea myself. I wouldn't have them
                Wouldn't they clash paradoxically with the giant symbolic phallus you strategically place behind the steering wheel?

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  Wouldn't they clash paradoxically with the giant symbolic phallus you strategically place behind the steering wheel?

                  There's nothing symbolic about my cock.

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                    #10
                    Last edited by administrator; Yesterday at 23:22. Reason: Saving other poor fookers on mobiles a 2.5MB download...
                    No need for that. It looks like whatever I post someone somewhere has a problem with it. One solution might be staring me in the face
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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