Pains in my ******* kidneys!!!

[Churchill]

Ok, when I wake up in the morning and or when I want a wee/piss/jimmy's, I have excruciating pains in my lower back, predominantly on the right side but now on the left too.

What the hell is it?

Answers on a postcard please!

[Cliphead]

Kidney stones?

Much more pain to come, best see a doc.

[Pondlife]

Kidney stones?

Sounds like it*




*Disclaimer: All Pondlife's medical knowledge comes from hosptial based american sitcoms.

[Churchill]

Kidney stones?

Much more pain to come, best see a doc.

A quack? WTF do they know? That's why I'm posting the question on this here forum! The font of all knowledge!

[MarillionFan]

Sounds like a mild case of the Aids

[Churchill]

Sounds like a mild case of the Aids

****
Off
You
Fat

[rd409]

Ok, when I wake up in the morning and or when I want a wee/piss/jimmy's, I have excruciating pains in my lower back, predominantly on the right side but now on the left too.

What the hell is it?

Answers on a postcard please!

Time to detox. Drink lots of water (atleast 2.5ltrs a day) for next few days. stay away from leafy salads and sugar as much as possible.

[MarillionFan]

Have you recently

a) Being shagging any dodgy Russian hookers in seedy Irish Brothels
b) Been sticking anything you shouldn't down your japs eyes
c) Drinking a bottle of spirits a night
d) Been on any CUK nights out in Manchester wake up the next day in bed with a smiling EO and no recollection of the night before

If we can get answers to these questions we can start to narrow it down for you big fella.

[DimPrawn]

Have you been doinking any dirty little slappers?

[Churchill]

Time to detox. Drink lots of water (atleast 2.5ltrs a day) for next few days. stay away from leafy salads and sugar as much as possible.

I'll give that a shot.

What about black coffee, without sugar?