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    As I perambulated towards the railway station yesterday, I noticed lots of blue flashing lights, police cars & an ambulance at the traffic lights outside.

    And, what do you know?

    One of those iron man druggies, the ones who are apparently impervious to traffic and who march across the road ignoring cars, buses & trucks, had been knocked down.

    How sad.

    If there hadn't been so many cops around I'd have been tempted to go & kick him in the head for good measure.

    That would, of course, have been futile, since there's feckall in his head any more anyway.

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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    As I perambulated towards the railway station yesterday, I noticed lots of blue flashing lights, police cars & an ambulance at the traffic lights outside.

    And, what do you know?

    One of those iron man druggies, the ones who are apparently impervious to traffic and who march across the road ignoring cars, buses & trucks, had been knocked down.

    How sad.

    If there hadn't been so many cops around I'd have been tempted to go & kick him in the head for good measure.

    That would, of course, have been futile, since there's feckall in his head any more anyway.
    That's a bit harsh.

    Standing from the pavement, pointing and laughing is more the level.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      That's a bit harsh.

      Standing from the pavement, pointing and laughing is more the level.
      ...After parking the car out of sight.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        You've brightened up my morning zeity.

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          #5
          There was another one last Friday.

          This one had damaged a Porsche.

          Though it looked like the Porsche had got its own back.

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            There was another one last Friday.

            This one had damaged a Porsche.

            Though it looked like the Porsche had got its own back.
            Brown bread I hope?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              Brown bread I hope?
              Nah.

              There was more life in this one.

              He was twitching a bit.

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Almost saw another one last evening, at the same place.

                I just love these invulnerable feckwhits.
                I suppose it's carion to you zeity.

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