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    Northerners Only thread

    A refuge from the hurley burley and the noisey limp-wristed, shandy-drinking, airy-fairy, arty-farty, wishy washy,riff-raff, from Darn Sarf


    here is a nice poem from Eternal Wordsworth


    I wandered lonely North and proud,
    That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
    When all at once I saw a crowd,
    A host, of Southern gurning dils;
    Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
    Wittering and prancing in the breeze.




    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Can we draw a line between Bournemouth and Norwich and use this as the divider?

    I resent being lumped in with Laandoners.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      Am I allowed to bring my Whippet with me into the thread?
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        Am I allowed to bring my Whippet with me into the thread?

        Am I included in this 'northerners' thing or am I so far North I'm in the 'sheep shagger' category ?
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          Am I allowed to bring my Whippet with me into the thread?
          Imposter!!!

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            #6
            This thread is racist. You cannot include people on the basis of where you live, limited intellect, wife beating skills and the ridiculous guttaral accent you may have and exclude all others
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              Am I allowed to bring my Whippet with me into the thread?
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Imposter!!!
              Ooops

              See'thee 'ehe am ah allowed ta fetch uz whippet wi' uz intoa t' thread?
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                This thread is racist. You cannot include people on the basis of where you live, limited intellect, wife beating skills and the ridiculous guttaral accent you may have and exclude all others
                ..and here's me thinking you were a southern shandy drinker all the time. Welcome to the thread.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  ..and here's me thinking you were a southern shandy drinker all the time. Welcome to the thread.
                  Oh and loose legged women. Forgot to mention that part.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Oh and loose legged women. Forgot to mention that part.
                    I'm not northern darling.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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