Getting Old

[DodgyAgent]

There are a few on here to who this applies:

Hate noisy pubs or groan when you bend down? The 30 telltale signs that you're really getting old | Mail Online

[MarillionFan]

2,3,6,10,16,21,23

7 out of 30. Don't know what that proves though.

[TimberWolf]

"Developing a fondness for Sherry"

[OwlHoot]

5, 17, 20, 29

Some of the others I tick, like forgetting names and enjoying sherry and knowing nothing about the top ten, don't count because I could have ticked the same when I was 18.

[NickFitz]

"The study for Engage Mutual Assurance... Tina Clare of Engage Mutual said..." - so, a press release from Engage Mutual dressed up as a news story. Have this company purchased advertising space in the Mail by any chance?

I'm also left wondering how they got to the headline "The 30 telltale signs that you're really getting old" when the story itself states that "While some of the high-scoring indicators may be part of the process of getting older, they are not necessarily the sole preserve of the older generation" - in other words, they are not signs that you are getting old. Still, it's pretty much standard for a Mail story's final paragraph to completely contradict the attention-grabbing headline

For the record, I haven't switched from Radio 1 to Radio 2: like all intelligent people, I have only ever listened to Radio 4

[amcdonald]

Isn't nasal and ear hair worse than losing your hair

[MarillionFan]

Isn't nasal and ear hair worse than losing your hair

No, sorry baldy it isn't.

[amcdonald]

No, sorry baldy it isn't.

Nah Im not losing my hair much, I'm about 20 years behind where I should be

[MarillionFan]

"The study for Engage Mutual Assurance... Tina Clare of Engage Mutual said..." - so, a press release from Engage Mutual dressed up as a news story. Have this company purchased advertising space in the Mail by any chance?

I'm also left wondering how they got to the headline "The 30 telltale signs that you're really getting old" when the story itself states that "While some of the high-scoring indicators may be part of the process of getting older, they are not necessarily the sole preserve of the older generation" - in other words, they are not signs that you are getting old. Still, it's pretty much standard for a Mail story's final paragraph to completely contradict the attention-grabbing headline

For the record, I haven't switched from Radio 1 to Radio 2: like all intelligent people, I have only ever listened to Radio 4

[Spacecadet]

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For the record, I haven't switched from Radio 1 to Radio 2: like all intelligent people, I have only ever listened to Radio 4

WHS