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I bet mine's bigger than yours!

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    I bet mine's bigger than yours!

    As you are all mostly male, I thought I would start a thread which appeals to you all.

    My postman has just delivered my new windscreen wiper blades for my car - they are 20" long - so who can beat me? eh?

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    Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View Post
    As you are all mostly male, I thought I would start a thread which appeals to you all.

    My postman has just delivered my new windscreen wiper blades for my car - they are 20" long - so who can beat me? eh?
    Is the gig as a bus driver then?

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      #3
      Well funny enough there is a link between the manufacture of my car, and buses. But this is not a guessing the make of car game, oh no! I take it mine are bigger than yours then.

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        #4
        Chuff and boobs. Probably as I don't possess the former. Churchills boobs are probably bigger than your though
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View Post
          As you are all mostly male, I thought I would start a thread which appeals to you all.

          My postman has just delivered my new windscreen wiper blades for my car - they are 20" long - so who can beat me? eh?
          One of mine is much smaller than the other however my big one is whopper, 22 inches of slippery rubber.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View Post
            As you are all mostly male, I thought I would start a thread which appeals to you all.

            My postman has just delivered my new windscreen wiper blades for my car - they are 20" long - so who can beat me? eh?
            go on then. I'll beat you. but not with a windscreen wiper, do you have a hairbrush or a riding crop or something ?





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            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              go on then. I'll beat you. but not with a windscreen wiper, do you have a hairbrush or a riding crop or something ?


              Why do you like female horse riders?
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post


                Why do you like female horse riders?
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                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post


                  Why do you like female horse riders?
                  There's people who only ride female horses?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post


                    Why do you like female horse riders?
                    Cause Frankie Detori has higher standards
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                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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