Cretinwatch Rota

[Old Greg]

Can I make an appeal for non-cretin board members who have not already done so to volunteer for the Cretinwatch rota. Even if you only have two hours per week, it will be a big help, as increasing levels of cretinism are starting to stretch us.

As a reminder, the board has an algorithm to automatically identify potential cretins among new members. The on-duty moderator will confirm a cretin and then an automated SMS goes to whoever is on-call on the Cretinwatch rota. This ensures an early commencement of bullying, which is of obvious benefit to us all. Just PM me or Admin if you want to join.

[sasguru]

About time! I have been single-handedly performing that role for years without any thanks

[Old Greg]

About time! I have been single-handedly performing that role for years without any thanks

Listen, I was on duty last night. What concerns me is whether we can find any other non-cretins willing to step up to the plate.

[sasguru]

Listen, I was on duty last night. What concerns me is whether we can find any other non-cretins willing to step up to the plate.

Not sure if non-cretins are in a minority nowadays.

[Pondlife]

You're paying expenses I hope. I ain't doing this sober.

[Old Greg]

You're paying expenses I hope. I ain't doing this sober.

You're definitely a border line potential, Pondy. We'll keep you in reserve in case we don't get anyone actually bright.

[Pondlife]

You're definitely a border line potential, Pondy. We'll keep you in reserve in case we don't get anyone actually bright.

As I used to explain to my girlfriends, we both know I'm going to disappoint you, the question is how often and how badly.

[Spacecadet]

About time! I have been single-handedly performing that role for years without any thanks

Don't worry, there appears to be plenty more cretins coming along to help you out

[eek]

Don't worry, there appears to be plenty more cretins coming along to help you out

I've spotted 4 on this thread already. Can I join the rota?

[MaryPoppins]

As I used to explain to my girlfriends, we both know I'm going to disappoint you, the question is how often and how badly.