Remember not to say to people IRL what you might post on CUK.

[MarillionFan]

Oops. Just had a bit of a moment in the corridor downstairs with some lass.

Was wondering along when something got stuck in my eye, so I tried getting it out with my finger, before looking in the reflection of a picture that was hanging there. I sort of had my finger in my eye, eyelid pulled open with one hand, head tilted and was probably gurning a little, when this rather chubby bird in an ill fitting dress walked up and start watching.

Gurning, stretching and looking at the distorted reflection from the picture she said 'got something in your eye', to which I said 'yeah', to which she then joked 'oh that picture makes you look really ugly'. Now it was obviously supposed to be a joke, albeit not very funny, to which without really thinking I said in CUK mode 'yes, and that dress makes you look really fat'

There was a bit of a stunned silence, she burst into tears and ran off down the corridor leaving me there with my finger in my eye.

I feel a little bad and have had a looked around the complex for her but couldn't find her. What should I do?

[snaw]

Oops. Just had a bit of a moment in the corridor downstairs with some lass.

Was wondering along when something got stuck in my eye, so I tried getting it out with my finger, before looking in the reflection of a picture that was hanging there. I sort of had my finger in my eye, eyelid pulled open with one hand, head tilted and was probably gurning a little, when this rather chubby bird in an ill fitting dress walked up and start watching.

Gurning, stretching and looking at the distorted reflection from the picture she said 'got something in your eye', to which I said 'yeah', to which she then joked 'oh that picture makes you look really ugly'. Now it was obviously supposed to be a joke, albeit not very funny, to which without really thinking I said in CUK mode 'yes, and that dress makes you look really fat'

There was a bit of a stunned silence, she burst into tears and ran off down the corridor leaving me there with my finger in my eye.

I feel a little bad and have had a looked around the complex for her but couldn't find her. What should I do?

[SimonMac]

Don't knock fat birds, they are why more appreciative when you throw one a boner

[DimPrawn]

How about stop making tulip up and get a job?

[MarillionFan]

How about stop making tulip up and get a job?

Line 1. Got a call on line 1 for a Mr Dimprawn. It's a Mr Pot.

[TestMangler]

Oops. Just had a bit of a moment in the corridor downstairs with some lass.

Was wondering along when something got stuck in my eye, so I tried getting it out with my finger, before looking in the reflection of a picture that was hanging there. I sort of had my finger in my eye, eyelid pulled open with one hand, head tilted and was probably gurning a little, when this rather chubby bird in an ill fitting dress walked up and start watching.

Gurning, stretching and looking at the distorted reflection from the picture she said 'got something in your eye', to which I said 'yeah', to which she then joked 'oh that picture makes you look really ugly'. Now it was obviously supposed to be a joke, albeit not very funny, to which without really thinking I said in CUK mode 'yes, and that dress makes you look really fat'

There was a bit of a stunned silence, she burst into tears and ran off down the corridor leaving me there with my finger in my eye.

I feel a little bad and have had a looked around the complex for her but couldn't find her. What should I do?

Did you mean to log in as Gricer for that ?

[xoggoth]

MMM. I like fat ladies.

A big fat bloke came to look at repairing my central heating yesterday. He could barely get between the unit and wall to check it out.

[lilelvis2000]

Oops. Just had a bit of a moment in the corridor downstairs with some lass.

Was wondering along when something got stuck in my eye, so I tried getting it out with my finger, before looking in the reflection of a picture that was hanging there. I sort of had my finger in my eye, eyelid pulled open with one hand, head tilted and was probably gurning a little, when this rather chubby bird in an ill fitting dress walked up and start watching.

Gurning, stretching and looking at the distorted reflection from the picture she said 'got something in your eye', to which I said 'yeah', to which she then joked 'oh that picture makes you look really ugly'. Now it was obviously supposed to be a joke, albeit not very funny, to which without really thinking I said in CUK mode 'yes, and that dress makes you look really fat'

There was a bit of a stunned silence, she burst into tears and ran off down the corridor leaving me there with my finger in my eye.

I feel a little bad and have had a looked around the complex for her but couldn't find her. What should I do?

Sounds like something wim121 would do.

[eek]

Sounds like something wim121 would do.

He's a contractor. Just annoyed the HR director and the project he is working on goes officially pear shaped Monday morning.

Wearing my Mystic Meg hat I see a bench approaching.

[BlasterBates]

oh deary me.....