The Tories are a total waste of space since that utter dipstick Cameron took over so I have decided I am not going to bother to vote at the next general election. I feel I must register my protest at the lack of democracy and the surfeit of self seeking BASTARDS, so intend to spoil my paper.
I had thought of wiping my arse on it but they might notice before I could put it in the box and anyway my neighbour (the nice one as opposed to the Mr Pikey Scum one) is always one of the officials.
Any suggestions what to write on it? No 1 son suggests
FLANGE
Which has a certain ring to it.
PS Wouldn't it be great if a national paper would start such a campaign? As % of all voting papers - NL 15%,Con 17%,Lib Dem 8%. others 5%, marked "Sod off and die!!" 65%. (Yes I know it doesn't add up - why should they have all the vote rigging fun?). Not that anything would dent their collossal egos, they would still insist they had a popular mandate.
I had thought of wiping my arse on it but they might notice before I could put it in the box and anyway my neighbour (the nice one as opposed to the Mr Pikey Scum one) is always one of the officials.
Any suggestions what to write on it? No 1 son suggests
FLANGE
Which has a certain ring to it.
PS Wouldn't it be great if a national paper would start such a campaign? As % of all voting papers - NL 15%,Con 17%,Lib Dem 8%. others 5%, marked "Sod off and die!!" 65%. (Yes I know it doesn't add up - why should they have all the vote rigging fun?). Not that anything would dent their collossal egos, they would still insist they had a popular mandate.
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