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    That Green Thing!!!

    The Green Thing

    In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologised to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment."
    He was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilised and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.
    We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But he was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.
    Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that was right we didn't have the green thing back in our day.
    Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house, not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of Wales. In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
    Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But he's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.
    We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water.
    We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then.
    Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerised gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space just to find the nearest pizza joint.
    But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we older folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing back then". Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart ass young person.


    Harrumph!!!!

    Mr Angry from Surbiton (Daily Mail Reader and proud of it!)
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

    #2


    Since when would a daily mail reader use the word "gasoline"?
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      And things like washing machines and Hoovers were designed to last and were repaired rather than replaced. Cars are greener in that regard than they were though, it used to be the case a car would be an oily pile of rust after about 5 or 10 years.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post


        Since when would a daily mail reader use the word "gasoline"?
        "moms", "diapers" and "pizza joint" also feature.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post


          Since when would a daily mail reader use the word "gasoline"?
          Come on SC. Stop being so pedantic. Principles man, a Daily Mail reader will use anything that allows him a good old fashioned rant, you know that.
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            Come on SC. Stop being so pedantic. Principles man, a Daily Mail reader will use anything that allows him a good old fashioned rant, you know that.
            Will posting it on another 10 forums cheer you up (and grant me a wish)?
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              A quick Google reveals that this is a chain email which seems to have been posted to just about every forum imaginable.

              But then again, SB didn't claim original authorship.

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                #8
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                Come on SC. Stop being so pedantic. Principles man, a Daily Mail reader will use anything that allows him a good old fashioned rant, you know that.
                In that case you're going to have to find and replace 'grocery store' with 'waitrose'

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                  #9
                  Brill and so true. Cheese was a big barrel shaped thing in a corner, the grocer cut a bit off and put it on a small paper bag. Same with screws, light bulbs or whatever, we just picked them out of the tray. Now you need to be an expert safe cracker to get 5 wood screws out of the packaging.

                  PS AND counter staff at Woolies used to test each light bulb before they sold them.
                  PPS This obviously all happened in the 90s as I am only 32.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                    The Green Thing

                    In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologised to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment."
                    He was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilised and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.
                    We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But he was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.
                    Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that was right we didn't have the green thing back in our day.
                    Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house, not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of Wales. In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used a wadded up old newspaper to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.
                    Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But he's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.
                    We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water.
                    We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then.
                    Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerised gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space just to find the nearest pizza joint.
                    But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we older folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing back then". Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart ass young person.


                    Harrumph!!!!

                    Mr Angry from Surbiton (Daily Mail Reader and proud of it!)
                    But you did hunt the sabre toothed tiger to extinction.

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