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I've just sold most of my Unobtanium.

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    I've just sold most of my Unobtanium.

    To pay for my holiday on planet Pandora as an 8ft tall blue bloke with a tail.
    My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

    #2
    I'[ve just sold my magic beans, I bought a cow which I'm going to call Old Buttercup

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      #3
      Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
      To pay for my holiday on planet Pandora as an 8ft tall blue bloke with a tail.
      Most believable thing you've ever posted.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Most believable thing you've ever posted.

        And a lot more believable than anything you post.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          I'm selling nothing.
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            I'm selling nothing.
            You should sell something and buy some brains.

            HTH

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              You should sell something and buy some brains.

              HTH
              I own land. Lots of it. Here on planet earth. The UK to be precise. They're not making it anymore, haven't you heard?

              I'm selling nothing but I'll rent it out to you for a special price.

              HTH
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #8
                I'm selling Jesus.

                Give up Mammon and be saved.

                For only £99.99. No refunds.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  I own land.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
                    To pay for my holiday on planet Pandora as an 8ft tall blue bloke with a tail.
                    Well done, i hope you got a good price
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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