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    Car-o-batics

    On the way in this morning I found to my surprise that I was able to change into a pair of long trousers from shorts while driving.
    I never thought this was possible (without causing a multi-vehicle pileup that is).
    It was quite easy; take your right leg out of the shorts, then your left leg out, put your right leg into trousers, then the left leg in. Pull up, disengage the cruise control, and okey dokey you're done!

    Was a bit hairy doing up the shoelaces whilst steering with my teeth though...

    Anyone got any other tales of cool car-o-batics?

    #2
    Should you really admit to breaking the law when your identity is known?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
      On the way in this morning I found to my surprise that I was able to change into a pair of long trousers from shorts while driving.
      I never thought this was possible (without causing a multi-vehicle pileup that is).
      It was quite easy; take your right leg out of the shorts, then your left leg out, put your right leg into trousers, then the left leg in. Pull up, disengage the cruise control, and okey dokey you're done!

      Was a bit hairy doing up the shoelaces whilst steering with my teeth though...

      Anyone got any other tales of cool car-o-batics?
      Do you drive a Fedex truck by any chance?

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Should you really admit to breaking the law when your identity is known?
        of course...

        Here policelecelece come and get me

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          #5
          I once had an encounter with a very acrobatic young lady in the back of a Vauxhall Nova. I wasn't driving it at the tmie though.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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