I should be allowed to.....

[SimonMac]

punch people in the face who wear Bluetooth headsets when not in the car.

That is all

I am away to the seaside with the kids, I am gonna need a contract soon as this bench lark is hard work!

[craig1]

headbutt people who think it's acceptable to get on a peak-time tube at sardine capacity and stand with their face within an inch or two of mine.

Also, grind people under the tube train itself who think it's acceptable to push their way in front of everyone else who is patiently waiting for their six square inches of space on the next tube.

The central line 8:30am to 9am is a f***ing nightmare...

[sasguru]

...Beat to within an inch of their life people who have any form of car lights on on a sunny day.
People who use fog lights without fog should be tortured first.

[sasguru]

headbutt people who think it's acceptable to get on a peak-time tube at sardine capacity and stand with their face within an inch or two of mine.

To be fair if they get in there was space by definition. Sorry that's the way it is.

[Spacecadet]

...Beat to within an inch of their life people who have any form of car lights on on a sunny day.

I always leave my lights on and am in favour of DLR

Numerous studies done worldwide since the 1970s have tended to conclude that daytime running lights improve safety.[1][2][3] A 2008 study by the U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration analysed the effect of DRLs on frontal and side-on crashes between two vehicles and on vehicle collisions with pedestrians, cyclists, and motorcyclists.

[DaveB]

I always leave my lights on and am in favour of DLR

What's the Docklands Light Railway got to do with road safety?

[craig1]

To be fair if they get in there was space by definition. Sorry that's the way it is.

Surely a sweaty fat bloke with halitosis breathing open mouthed directly onto my face just because he hasn't the goodwill to turn even a few degrees away from my face deserves a forehead impact on his nose.

[2BIT]

people who saunter along train/tube stations reading during rush hour causing everyone to walk round them as they zig zag slowly and carelessly through crowded corridors and platforms need shooting....

the fat ginger bloke who snores throughout my commute every morning making it difficult to catch some zzz's also needs executing....the same goes for mr shouty who upon seeing a carriage full of people trying to sleep talks about the most inane bollocks at the top of his voice for pretty much the entire journey....

[darmstadt]

People who use fog lights without fog should be tortured first.

Belgians....

[cojak]

headbutt people who think it's acceptable to get on a peak-time tube at sardine capacity and stand with their face within an inch or two of mine.

Also, grind people under the tube train itself who think it's acceptable to push their way in front of everyone else who is patiently waiting for their six square inches of space on the next tube.

The central line 8:30am to 9am is a f***ing nightmare...

Well if you aren't going to grab that 3 inch square just before the doors close then it's mine.