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    Silent Treatment

    Why can't women keep it up for longer?

    Just had 48 hrs of bliss and then she starts talking again!

    Should be a mandatory 72 hrs.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

    #2
    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Why can't women keep it up for longer?

    Just had 48 hrs of bliss and then she starts talking again!

    Should be a mandatory 72 hrs.
    Reminds me of the cartoon of the miserable looking guy drunkenly propping up the Bar...."12 years of married bliss.......then she has to show up again!!"

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Mine once laster 10 days, suprising just how much decorating I managed to get done in that time

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        #4
        6 days was my longest. Six fine days of pure bliss. Although the real record was probably a year. But by then I was paying for a legal glovepuppet to hurl expensive insults at her by proxy.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
          Why can't women keep it up for longer?

          Just had 48 hrs of bliss and then she starts talking again!

          Should be a mandatory 72 hrs.
          Or like; “I have never spoken to my wife in 15 years…..

          She has never stopped talking long enough for me to get a word in”
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            ... or "we were happy for 30 years ... and then we met"
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            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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              #7
              Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
              Why can't women keep it up for longer?

              Just had 48 hrs of bliss and then she starts talking again!

              Should be a mandatory 72 hrs.
              Every time she speaks, tell her, 'Carthago delenda est'.

              If that doesn't work, plough salt into the back garden so nothing shall grow there for 1000 years.

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                #8
                You been upsetting her by wanting the lioness on a cheesegrater thing again?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                  Why can't women keep it up for longer?

                  Just had 48 hrs of bliss and then she starts talking again!

                  Should be a mandatory 72 hrs.
                  And another thing. Why is it that so many women of behemoth proportions insist upon wearing skin-tight running bottoms when the only running that it looks like they do is across the kitchen floor to stop the fridge from closing?
                  Been having to transport SB05 to and from work through Dawlish, and I scarcely have enough fuel to circumnavigate some of these growlers. Is it a northern thing?
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FGB View Post
                    Mine once laster 10 days, suprising just how much decorating I managed to get done in that time
                    Ten days. Luxury.

                    Mine cannot manage 10 minutes. In fact is the opposite. Never leave the house or go to bed on a bad note and so will hound me around the house after an argument. Drives me fricking crazy.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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