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    Water cannons

    Fill the water cannons with pink indelible garlic - dye

    then the next day, round up anyone who looks a bit funny or who smells a bit




    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Fill the water cannons with pink indelible garlic - dye

    then the next day, round up anyone who looks a bit funny or who smells a bit
    There aren't any in the country.

    Plan B?
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      There aren't any in the country.

      Plan B?
      let's piss on them
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      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        let's piss on them
        I could do that
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          I could do that
          Not if they were on fire though.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            There aren't any in the country.

            Plan B?
            Get them over from Northern Ireland.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              Get them over from Northern Ireland.
              Would they reach?
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

                Plan B?
                Plastic bullets.
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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