Suggestions for dealing with the rioting chavs

[portseven]

Been thinking of a few ways we can quickly take the wind out of the sails of the pratts that think they have the run of the cities at the moment

* Run them over
* Kneecap them
* Hook up some pumps to the sewers and spray them with s*&t
* Call in local farmers with their silage sprayers and direct that at them

[MarillionFan]

Been thinking of a few ways we can quickly take the wind out of the sails of the pratts that think they have the run of the cities at the moment

* Run them over
* Kneecap them
* Hook up some pumps to the sewers and spray them with s*&t
* Call in local farmers with their silage sprayers and direct that at them

Glad to see we're thinking along the same lines.

I would like to add

* Burn their tower blocks down
* Build a load of new prisons on the Isle of Skye and get TestMangler to supply the chips
* Vigilante groups on the street of London who beat the living shit: out of anyone wearing a hoody.
* Poison the chicken in all KFC's
* Get EO to bore the tulipe out of them with funny stories

[eek]

Someone came up with the idea of adding permanent dye to a water cannon. The police could then pick them up later by simply watching for them while out and about.

[MarillionFan]

Someone came up with the idea of adding permanent dye to a water cannon. The police could then pick them up later by simply watching for them while out and about.

Do we not have these? Sonic weapon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Though frankly I think we should use these Gatling gun - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[portseven]

* Find a bunch of whores with as many STD's we can find and send them in...

[fullyautomatix]

Violence will get you all nowhere. They will only get tougher.

I say the government should immediately announce a new "uplift the downtrodden" package which will provide every chav with a plasma telly, one netbook, one blackberry ( irony?) and cash for beers.

Gordon Brown.

[Fishface]

Yeah, I thought spraying the crowd with filthy canal water - they would soon go home after being soaked with recycled beer and rat pis.

[Alf W]

Ban them from the Xbox
Suspend pocket money indefinitely
Confiscate their iPhone
No sweets for a week
Bed at 9pm sharp and no tv in their room
Naughty step

[MarillionFan]

The Metropolitan Police say 685 arrests have been made in connection with disorder across London in recent days. Of those, 111 people have been charged.
Here's the breakdown of charges:

• Burglary - 69
• Public Order Act offences - 13
• Assault on police - 2
• Robbery - 3
• Possession of offensive weapons - 5
• Handling stolen goods - 6
• Criminal damage - 1
• Going equipped - 1
• Drug offences - 3
• Miscellaneous other offences - 8

Give them a telling off and send them on their way.

[Mich the Tester]

Been thinking of a few ways we can quickly take the wind out of the sails of the pratts that think they have the run of the cities at the moment

* Run them over
* Kneecap them
* Hook up some pumps to the sewers and spray them with s*&t
* Call in local farmers with their silage sprayers and direct that at them

Looks like the chavs got there first. Three people were killed by a car driver while protecting their neighbourhood in Birmingham.

BBC News - Murder inquiry after Birmingham pedestrians killed by driver

Disgusting.