I hope this is ok in the retell, twas funny
As I had a few beers last night I nipped out to Billy's Baguettes this morning for a cure. SY02 asked me to get a round of sandwiches in for the whole tribe.
So I'm sitting there reading the current bun and sipping a coffee when I hear the serving girl remark to three hard working chaps in hi vis jackets standing at the counter
"'Ere lads, didya see those bin men come in earlier?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Didya see the fat one, looked just like family guy innit?"
Laughter ensued with much hilarity.
Then the till girl's eyes flicked over to see me reading the paper, or by now, shooting her a look.
"Err, course, not that there's anyfink wrong wiv fat people" she stammered while back pedalling.
Now at this point I'd like to thank the panel for having drummed/beaten/kicked out of me any sense of feelings as this did not sting at all. In fact, quite the opposite.
I started immediately thinking, how long can I make the girl squirm for.
"Nice save love" I said with an even more withering look.
She stood rooted to the spot, clearly wishing the ground would open up.
I held this stare for a few seconds then couldn't help myself and just burst out laughing.
The relief on her face was well etched.
Proper David Brent stuff.
Anyone got any other cringeworthy moments to share?
As I had a few beers last night I nipped out to Billy's Baguettes this morning for a cure. SY02 asked me to get a round of sandwiches in for the whole tribe.
So I'm sitting there reading the current bun and sipping a coffee when I hear the serving girl remark to three hard working chaps in hi vis jackets standing at the counter
"'Ere lads, didya see those bin men come in earlier?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Didya see the fat one, looked just like family guy innit?"
Laughter ensued with much hilarity.
Then the till girl's eyes flicked over to see me reading the paper, or by now, shooting her a look.
"Err, course, not that there's anyfink wrong wiv fat people" she stammered while back pedalling.
Now at this point I'd like to thank the panel for having drummed/beaten/kicked out of me any sense of feelings as this did not sting at all. In fact, quite the opposite.
I started immediately thinking, how long can I make the girl squirm for.
"Nice save love" I said with an even more withering look.
She stood rooted to the spot, clearly wishing the ground would open up.
I held this stare for a few seconds then couldn't help myself and just burst out laughing.
The relief on her face was well etched.
Proper David Brent stuff.
Anyone got any other cringeworthy moments to share?
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