No Kids

[suityou01]

We currently have no kids. Well technically we do, they are at Grandma's house.

For aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tonight.
And aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of tomorrow.

So the plan is to take SY02 out for a meal. Italian me reckons.

Then .....

he he he he

Lucky girl eh?

[MarillionFan]

I raise your 'no kids' and raise it 'no wife; as well.

Freedom.

[suityou01]

I raise your 'no kids' and raise it 'no wife; as well.

Freedom.

Well gel. :

Have you been through the checklist?

1....Beer.
2....Porn.
3....Tissues.
4....Pizza number.

[MarillionFan]

Well gel. :

Have you been through the checklist?

1....Beer.
2....Porn.
3....Tissues.
4....Pizza number.

Also

5. Wine
6. Whisky
7. Bed unmade, socks on floor, pants on table.

[TraceRacing]

more to the point, how was the interview?

[suityou01]

Also

5. Wine
6. Whisky
7. Bed unmade, socks on floor, pants on table.

Ahh the advanced course.

What about

8. Flies buzzing around ceiling high stack of dishes in the kitchen.
9. Brown zebra striped loo bowl.
10. Last remaining pair of pants on 4th days wearing.

[stek]

No, order is:

1. Meal
2. Too much beer
3. Row
4. She goes bed
5. You wank
6. Order pizza/kebab delivery
7. Another wank
8. Eat
9. Maybe another wank
10. Mrs finally apologises
11. You go to sleep, 100% jizzed out.
12. Divorce
13. Get Thai bride
14. Therefore better food.
15. Therefore better sex.
16. Ex gets jealous.
17. Therefore three in a bed hot Thai/British action.
18. Die happy.


Simples!

[suityou01]

more to the point, how was the interview?

Yeah good thanks. Still no feckin feedback.

[Pondlife]

No, order is:

1. Meal
2. Too much beer
3. Row
4. She goes bed
5. You wank
6. Order pizza/kebab delivery
7. Another wank
8. Eat
9. Maybe another wank
10. Mrs finally apologises
11. You go to sleep, 100% jizzed out.
12. Divorce
13. She gets the house
14. She gets half your earnings
15. You go on a drinking binge filled with hatred of all women
16. You join a support group
17. You and other support group members dress like batman and climb the oxo tower together
18. Die


Simples!

FTFY

[stek]

FTFY

They both work for me....