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    Had a funny turn

    Went with the wife to local garden centre this afternoon.

    Overdid the Yankee Candle sniffing and came over all faint.

    Manager let me recuperate on a nice. wicker conservatory corner unit until I came back to my senses.

    Also sent us home with a complimentary Jack Hargreaves Out Of Town dvd as a gesture of goodwill.

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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Went with the wife to local garden centre this afternoon.

    Overdid the Yankee Candle sniffing and came over all faint.

    Manager let me recuperate on a nice. wicker conservatory corner unit until I came back to my senses.

    Also sent us home with a complimentary Jack Hargreaves Out Of Town dvd as a gesture of goodwill.
    Top bloke Jack Hargreaves. And had an interesting life as well.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
      Top bloke Jack Hargreaves. And had an interesting life as well.
      WLS.

      Met him a couple of times when he was at Southern TV. I was never interested in fishing and the countryside etc but Jack made his programs so cleverly that everyone seemed to be interest in them. He looked a lot younger off screen.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #4
        Originally posted by pacharan View Post
        Overdid the Yankee Candle sniffing and came over all faint.
        Oh man up, FFS!
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          Is "Yankee candle sniffing" a euphemism?

          Were you in the paint section sniffing turps?
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #6
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            Is "Yankee candle sniffing" a euphemism?
            It reads like a crossword cryptic clue:

            Originally posted by pacharan View Post
            Overdid the Yankee Candle sniffing and came over all faint.
            Hate to think what the real meaning is though
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
              Top bloke Jack Hargreaves. And had an interesting life as well.
              How !
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                Somebody has set up a website dedicated to the great
                man:

                Link

                Can't help wondering if he's a regular from these pages:

                This site is dedicated to the memory of the late but great Jack Hargreaves, a man who had a major influence on me as a child. Primarily through appearances on his Southern TV shows, Gone Fishing, Out Of Town and HOW!, Jack showed me a gentle way of life that I am still struggling to achieve to this day. I work in the hectic world of freelance information technology, I don't hunt, I don't shoot, and I don't ride, but I do fish, turn & work wood, brew ale, have trained dogs (and plan to do so again), and most importantly, I have a rapidly greying beard! So I'm getting there!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  WLS.

                  Met him a couple of times when he was at Southern TV. I was never interested in fishing and the countryside etc but Jack made his programs so cleverly that everyone seemed to be interest in them. He looked a lot younger off screen.
                  The missus was born in Romsey and met him a couple of times at country fairs etc when she was growing up. A thoroughly charming chap by all accounts.
                  ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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