Professional Sub-Forum Cretinwatch

[Old Greg]

I know we all appreciate the strict policy on avoiding silly behaviour in the professional sub-forum. As this seems somewhat beyond certain posters - you know who you are - Cretinwatch has decided to create this thread to keep you all out of trouble.

If we can confine any unpleasantness about stupidity in the professional sub-forum to this thread, then everyone will be happier. Admin, I expect you'll want to make this a Sticky, so please be our guest.

I'll start:

F**king psychocandy again! Look at this: http://forums.contractoruk.com/accou...id-agency.html

Seriously, what do you think you should do with it? I suspect that deliberately keeping it and not telling anyone may be classified as Theft. 6 months in the pokey and we'll evict your Mum thank-you-very-much.

[MarillionFan]

What's wrong with you Greg? Did you not get enough attention as a child???

'Mummy, mummy psychocandy pushed me, mummy mummy Northernlad said a naughty word, mummy, mummy!'

Shut the fook up you bedwetting, whinging, look at me grass.

[Old Greg]

What's wrong with you Greg? Did you not get enough attention as a child???

'Mummy, mummy psychocandy pushed me, mummy mummy Northernlad said a naughty word, mummy, mummy!'

Shut the fook up you bedwetting, whinging, look at me grass.

Shhhh.

[Pondlife]

He makes I laff.

I'm looking forward to his future threads including

I've forgotten the pin for my bank card - HELP!!!
One of my socks has a hole in, do you know anywhere that sells single black socks?
There is rain coming in through my open window, what's the best way to stop it?
The low petrol light on my car is on, does anyone know a good mechanic?

[Spacecadet]

He makes I laff.

I'm looking forward to his future threads including

I've forgotten the pin for my bank card - HELP!!!
One of my socks has a hole in, do you know anywhere that sells single black socks?
There is rain coming in through my open window, what's the best way to stop it?
The low petrol light on my car is on, does anyone know a good mechanic?

you missed out:
Help, there's a dead hooker in my room, coke everywhere and I have to check out in 2 hours

[Old Greg]

you missed out:
Help, there's a dead hooker in my room, coke everywhere and I have to check out in 2 hours

Easy: Don't panic, MF always looks a bit grey in the morning.

[MarillionFan]

you missed out:
Help, there's a dead hooker in my room, coke everywhere and I have to check out in 2 hours

I found the advice on that thread very useful indeed.

[Old Greg]

I found the advice on that thread very useful indeed.

Don't mention it.

[Pondlife]

you missed out:
Help, there's a dead hooker in my room, coke everywhere and I have to check out in 2 hours

You mean the Ben Affleck placeholder thread

[cojak]

<guilty giggle>