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**Gold Dalek** · 11 April 2006, 08:02

Originally posted by xoggoth

Assassinating Blair in a highly improbable way. What other decent subject is there?

A chaotic end at the Blackpool conference

Echelon will have trapped and recorded your subversive comments... your card is marked m'lad. Expect a knock at the door in the middle of the night

**Shimano105** · 11 April 2006, 08:02

Hmmmm wonder how many "turr-ist" alarms that has set off...

**Gold Dalek** · 11 April 2006, 08:21

Originally posted by cswd

Talking of Echelon, I was driving up the A43 other week and there is a huge great monitoring station there on the north side. I can't find it on any maps (that might just be me being thick).

Fun!

Can you see it on Google Earth?

**Jakes Daddy** · 11 April 2006, 09:25

Originally posted by Gold Dalek

Can you see it on Google Earth?

Why, is that what you 'greater beings' use for navigation these days ?

**Gold Dalek** · 11 April 2006, 10:10

Originally posted by Jakes Daddy

Why, is that what you 'greater beings' use for navigation these days ?

Naturally I tailor the message for the audience, as mere humans you do not have access to the range of navigational aids that us tin pots do

**Gold Dalek** · 11 April 2006, 10:56

Originally posted by zeitghost

We Giant Alien Lizards have better Nav Aids than those pepper pots...

But we do not suffer from halitosis

**DaveB** · 11 April 2006, 10:58

Originally posted by Gold Dalek

But we do not suffer from halitosis

Maybe not, but could you imagine the smell when you pop the lid on one of those mobile compost bins you ride around in

**Gold Dalek** · 11 April 2006, 11:03

Originally posted by zeitghost

Been to the dentist this a.m.

Now in the process of root canal treatment....

If that's not an "Oh Dear(tm)", I don't know what is...

Daleks don't know how lucky they are not to have teeth...

Dentures... why postpone the inevitable!

**DaveB** · 11 April 2006, 11:38

Originally posted by zeitghost

I had contemplated that, but a Giant Alien Lizard with dentures just doesn't have the same sort of street cred...

And imagine how much dentufix I'd require...

Theres always implants.....

The vet offered us those for the dog when he broke a canine, said they did a nice line in tungsten teeth implants. Fancy a nice bright steely smile

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