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    #1

    Upgrade time?

    Just realised today is my 9 year wedding anniversary.

    Is it time to upgrade?

    She has recently shown signs of improvement, hmm


    What would you do?
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."
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    9 years, you have only just started: BGG & I celebrated 21 years last month
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

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      #3
      Difficult to say without seeing nude pictures of her.

      Congrats by the way.

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        #4
        You're probably better off getting 2 or 3 simpler devices suited to each specific task
        Coffee's for closers

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          #5
          Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
          You're probably better off getting 2 or 3 simpler devices suited to each specific task
          Cleaner, Chef, Hooker, Chauffeur.
          Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Clippy View Post
            Difficult to say without seeing nude pictures of her.

            Congrats by the way.
            That made me spit out my coffee

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              #7
              Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
              Just realised today is my 9 year wedding anniversary.

              Is it time to upgrade?

              She has recently shown signs of improvement, hmm


              What would you do?
              No tulip, I was married on the same day....and also have been asking the same thing....spooky.

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                #8
                Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
                No tulip, I was married on the same day....and also have been asking the same thing....spooky.
                Hmm, difficult to say without seeing nude pictures of her.

                BTW, congrats.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                  Hmm, difficult to say without seeing nude pictures of her.

                  BTW, congrats.
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
                    No tulip, I was married on the same day....and also have been asking the same thing....spooky.
                    Maybe a straight swap is in order.
                    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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