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People that hang out in Apple stores

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    People that hang out in Apple stores

    What the feck is wrong with these people?

    Went in to the apple store today to look and listen to some headphones. So there is this guy sitting on a window ledge with his macbook switched on, his iPhone 4 plugged in to it and he is sitting there using his iPad 2 trying to check out who is checking him out.

    Slapping is too good I tell ye.

    #2
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    What the feck is wrong with these people?

    Went in to the apple store today to look and listen to some headphones. So there is this guy sitting on a window ledge with his macbook switched on, his iPhone 4 plugged in to it and he is sitting there using his iPad 2 trying to check out who is checking him out.

    Slapping is too good I tell ye.
    How do you know it was a real Apple shop. Could have been one of those fake ones.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      free wi-fi maybe?
      'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
      Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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        #4
        people who go into Apple stores - wtf is wrong with these people? FTFY
        sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

        there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

        everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
          free wi-fi maybe?
          You get free wifi in Starbucks plus lots of other cafes and pubs.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            You get free wifi in Starbucks plus lots of other cafes and pubs.
            Yeah but apple invented it and made it better. They actually invented shops. In fact, Steve Jobs invented being alive.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Yeah but apple invented it and made it better. They actually invented shops. In fact, Steve Jobs invented being alive.
              He also invented posting on internet forums and is going to sue us all for breaching his patents!
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                He also invented posting on internet forums and is going to sue us all for breaching his patents!
                yeah but he was on the original internet which only ran on apple ii's.....
                sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

                there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

                everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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                  #9
                  I heard that Steve Jobs machined Chuck Norris out of a single piece of Aluminium.

                  This is the reason that Chuck Norris is indestructible. Fact.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post
                    free wi-fi maybe?
                    Yes, but why must he whip out every possible bit of apple kit he could arrayed for the public? and I forgot to say he had his DSLR out as well.

                    He just wanted one of the staff to come up and say "hey you are super cool and that my friend is coming from someone who works for Apple in this super cool shop selling super cool stuff to super cool people" while the whole store whooped and cheered and the massive amounts of cool eminating from himself.

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