Prophecy Corner

[Chico]

From The Book of Joel Chapter 2

The Day of the LORD
28 "And afterward,
I will pour out my Spirit on all people.
Your sons and daughters will prophesy,
your old men will dream dreams,
your young men will see visions.
29 Even on my servants, both men and women,
I will pour out my Spirit in those days.

30 I will show wonders in the heavens
and on the earth,
blood and fire and billows of smoke.

31 The sun will be turned to darkness
and the moon to blood
before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD.

32 And everyone who calls
on the name of the LORD will be saved;
for on Mount Zion and in Jerusalem
there will be deliverance,
as the LORD has said,
among the survivors
whom the LORD calls.


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These are interesting times - the God haters are on retreat, the atheists have no where to turn except to their Creator, the proud of heart are crawling on their knees .. and God being good does not smite them but instead grieves for them to return to him.

[MrsGoof]

hmmm is that from Reading by Numbers?

[MrsGoof]

From The Book of Joel Chapter 2

The Day of the LORD
28 "And afterward,
I will pour out my Spirit on all people.
[I will p1$$ on you]
Your sons and daughters will prophesy,
[Your sons and daughters will spout rubbish]
your old men will dream dreams,
[Old me wish they couls still get it up]
your young men will see visions.
[Young men do too much LSD]
29 Even on my servants, both men and women,
I will pour out my Spirit in those days.
The rich p1$$ on the poor]

30 I will show wonders in the heavens
and on the earth,
blood and fire and billows of smoke.
[Im an arsonist]

31 The sun will be turned to darkness
[At the end of the day it get dark]
and the moon to blood
[Piles?]
before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD.

32 And everyone who calls
on the name of the LORD will be saved;
[Shout for help, you never know it might work]
for on Mount Zion and in Jerusalem
[Nice holiday]
there will be deliverance,
as the LORD has said,
among the survivors
whom the LORD calls.

[Dundeegeorge]

Erm, shome mishtake shirley?

There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray,
erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are,
and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi--
with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment.
At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and
the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers
that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight
o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time,
shall the third one...

(Life of Brian)