Bacon sandwich

[TimberWolf]

As I passed the chip shop this morning I noticed it was open, selling bacon rolls. What Englishmen could see those words and not want one or two, so after checking out the price (£2) I resolved to purchase a stick of bread and some bacon from the local supermarket. I did so and was quite satisfied with my bread purchase, a nice crusty bread stick or whatever they are called ("La Brea" on the receipt), with which I estimated I could make 4 bacon rolls. Without drooling too. Each with one slice of bacon in since I didn't want to make the same mistake as last time and have 5 rashers in a pitta bread folded in half; you can have too much of a good thing.

Anyway, I looked at the price of the bread stick on the receipt and was shocked to discover that it said £1.40! £1.40 for bread that only weighs a few grams! Do I have to start making my own bread now?

p.s. no egg with the bacon this time, but I fancy butter.

Sorry about you bacon rollless (triple 'l'?) people out there, as you were.

[NotAllThere]

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Sorry about you bacon rollless (triple 'l'?) people out there, as you were.

You're not sorry at all, you complete and utter utter bastard.

[TimberWolf]

You're not sorry at all, you complete and utter utter bastard.

Hmm. One down, 3 to go.

A poor facsimile of one of said items:



Not sure if I'm missing some bacon flavournols by microwaving the bacon rather than frying and stinking out the kitchen and creating a lot of messy washing-up.

[TimberWolf]

Hmm. One down, 3 to go.

A poor facsimile of one of said items:



Not sure if I'm missing some bacon flavournols by microwaving the bacon rather than frying and stinking out the kitchen and creating a lot of messy washing-up.

edit: two, two

[doodab]

Microwave bacon isn't right.

Bacon and Avocado is a nice combination.

I will be having my brunch fry up shortly.

[Paddy]

As I passed the chip shop this morning I noticed it was open, selling bacon rolls. What Englishmen could see those words and not want one or two, so after checking out the price (£2) I resolved to purchase a stick of bread and some bacon from the local supermarket. I did so and was quite satisfied with my bread purchase, a nice crusty bread stick or whatever they are called ("La Brea" on the receipt), with which I estimated I could make 4 bacon rolls. Without drooling too. Each with one slice of bacon in since I didn't want to make the same mistake as last time and have 5 rashers in a pitta bread folded in half; you can have too much of a good thing.

Anyway, I looked at the price of the bread stick on the receipt and was shocked to discover that it said £1.40! £1.40 for bread that only weighs a few grams! Do I have to start making my own bread now?


p.s. no egg with the bacon this time, but I fancy butter.

Sorry about you bacon rollless (triple 'l'?) people out there, as you were.

Good bread is not cheap. Try and go to Waitrose at the end of the day, the bread will be sold for pence.

[Spacecadet]

Anyway, I looked at the price of the bread stick on the receipt and was shocked to discover that it said £1.40! £1.40 for bread that only weighs a few grams! Do I have to start making my own bread now?

Are you sure you're a contractor?

[Churchill]

Microwave bacon isn't right.

Bacon and Avocado is a nice combination.

I will be having my brunch fry up shortly.

Bacon and Stilton...

ftw!

[wobbegong]

"Sorry" my ar$e!

All I've got is



with a splash of

[Dark Black]

You're not sorry at all, you complete and utter utter bastard.

WNATS

That's so not fair - I'm sitting here now with my tastebuds working overtime and wanting a bacon sarni....

Barsteward!