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Have we done the "Hey Dude, where's my penis" one yet?

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    Have we done the "Hey Dude, where's my penis" one yet?

    Well?

    This feckwhit net nanny won't let me search for it in here.

    #2
    Doesn't ring any bell-ends!

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Well?

      This feckwhit net nanny won't let me search for it in here.
      What happens when you let Google auto complete or offer corrections for say pen is? Does net nanny allow that?

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Went in for a circumcision and came out bereft of anything much.

        Removed because the surgeon found it was cancerous.

        And didn't bother waking him up to give him the good news before hacking it off.

        He lost the court case against the surgeon.
        Better warn sasguru off turning up at hospital for any minor surgery, if that is the kind of ruthless action the medical services take against cancerous little knob-ends then!!

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Went in for a circumcision and came out bereft of anything much.

          Removed because the surgeon found it was cancerous.

          And didn't bother waking him up to give him the good news before hacking it off.

          He lost the court case against the surgeon.
          Well technically it was still a circumcision?

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            He lost the court case against the surgeon.
            Willy appeal to a higher court?

            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Willy appeal to a higher court?

              I very much doubt it. The surgeon's barrister seemed cock-a-hoop at the verdict.

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Willy appeal to a higher court?

                Maybe the surgeon will get the sack later.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  Maybe the surgeon will get the sack later.
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Maybe the surgeon will get the sack later.
                    At the very least he deserves a good bollocking.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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