Gap Year Land offers a life-changing experience for young people who can't afford a lengthy foreign trip but still want to experience illness, sexual opportunism and a vague sense of being a good person in a hot climate
Plan B anyone
pick up a devastating intestinal parasite from the attraction's own-brand 'Infecto' drinking water.
Gap Year Land visitors exchange their money for near-worthless Local Money, huge wads of which can be brandished insensitively at the dark-skinned 'locals'