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    Must fly!

    I'm off somewhere very exotic for a few days, to enter the 2011 Annual Bulltulipters of the Year Award, where I expect to take 1st prize, as usual. And get off with Cameron Diaz whilst I'm there.

    Have fun and play nicely whilst I'm away.


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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Must fly!

    I'm off somewhere very exotic for a few days, to enter the 2011 Annual Bulltulipters of the Year Award, where I expect to take 1st prize, as usual. And get off with Cameron Diaz whilst I'm there.

    Have fun and play nicely whilst I'm away.

    Easyjet to Cyprus?


    Have a good one

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      #3
      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
      Easyjet to Cyprus?


      Have a good one
      Brighton.

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        #4
        Painting Jacqui's lounge?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Painting Jacqui's lounge?
          Euphemism?
          First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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            #6
            It worked on multiple levels.


            But the thought of Churchy in orange vest with community payback on it was my first thought. Not quite sure what his crime was, maybe failing to pay his council tax on the rental would be enough we know how new lie hate tax evaders.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              It worked on multiple levels.


              But the thought of Churchy in orange vest with community payback on it was my first thought. Not quite sure what his crime was, maybe failing to pay his council tax on the rental would be enough we know how new lie hate tax evaders.
              You envious bastard! Not everyone looks as good as me in Orange!

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Must fly!

                I'm off somewhere very exotic for a few days, to enter the 2011 Annual Bulltulipters of the Year Award, where I expect to take 1st prize, as usual. And get off with Cameron Diaz whilst I'm there.

                Have fun and play nicely whilst I'm away.

                Looks like a win already.
                Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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