A loo with a view

[Mich the Tester]

I just came to have a poo
And stumbled upon a marvellous view
I see ships and gulls
And even some sculls
As I sit on this amazing loo

Here I am and here I sit
Looking out at a trawler ship
I sit and contemplate
The euros I'm paid
To dream up poems while having a shytte

FYI, I am on a very high up floor in an office overlooking Amsterdam's freight port and the architect kindly provided a large window in the bog.

[OwlHoot]

If you can see out, that means everyone (with powerful binoculars) can see in!

[Mich the Tester]

If you can see out, that means everyone (with powerful binoculars) can see in!

Here I stand and wave my dong
Knowing really that it's wrong
To display my cock
To the container dock
And frustrate the seamen who dream of King Kong

[ThomasSoerensen]

If you can see out, that means everyone (with powerful binoculars) can see in!

And who do you think os most worried about that potential.
Mich who looks out at a nice industial landscape?
Or
Some crane operating perv hoping with powerful binoculars to spot a bit of totty and then stumble upon Mich in a pushy position?

[Sysman]

If you can see out, that means everyone (with powerful binoculars) can see in!

When I lived in Yorkshire a neighbour had a clear window put into her bathroom.

The window salesman couldn't believe that anyone wouldn't want a frosted window for a bathroom, but the neighbour's comment was that there were only cows out there and a clear window meant she could watch them while perched on the throne.

The Gents urinals in the Sheffield Crucible Theatre had windows you could look out of while peeing. Once you know that they are there, when passing outside during a performance break you can see faces at those windows...

... and if feeling puerile, wave and shout "We know what you are doing".

[EternalOptimist]

I just came to have a poo
And stumbled upon a marvellous view
I see ships and gulls
And even some sculls
As I sit on this amazing loo

Here I am and here I sit
Looking out at a trawler ship
I sit and contemplate
The euros I'm paid
To dream up poems while having a shytte

FYI, I am on a very high up floor in an office overlooking Amsterdam's freight port and the architect kindly provided a large window in the bog.

i take this as a poetry challenge

[EternalOptimist]

I just sailed back from Normandie
where the hommes do plop
and the dams do oui

where the dukes on his throne
on a great big frieze
with a blue and green horse
and double jointed knees

where its croutons or moutons
and a very dodgy tum
and a basin in le bog
just for washing your bum

[darmstadt]

The football stadium has just been renovated in Stuttgart and they asked the fans for their input. One of the recommendations that was put into place was in the toilets. If you have to go while the match is on, they've kindly put letterbox style slots above the pissoir so you can still continue to watch while peeing. They also did something with the seating which is good but I've forgotten exactly (gosh, a footie team listening to the fans...)

Women can only watch when washing their hands

[Mich the Tester]

I just sailed back from Normandie
where the hommes do plop
and the dams do oui

where the dukes on his throne
on a great big frieze
with a blue and green horse
and double jointed knees

where its croutons or moutons
and a very dodgy tum
and a basin in le bog
just for washing your bum

Good stuff. I see you're taking the surrealist approach.

[SneakySimon]

Paris Loo

When I worked in Paris, it was very exciting to find that the hotel I was in, when sitting on the throne offered a fantastic view of the Eiffel Tower when leaving the door open.

Two months into the gig, I took a trip up the tower and realised it had high powered telescopes that were a few pence to use. I decided to have a peek and found yes, if I pointed the telescope at my hotel room I could see clearly the throne.

After that, I always closed the toilet door.