Coughed myself a pile

[suityou01]

And they've started breeding

Prep H is too greasy and not effecive.
Germaloids is great for a quick fix owing to the local anaesthetic, but that's it.

The wonder cream is

Anusol HC +

HC stands for "hydrocortisone" btw

Are there any other remedies I should be considering? Sitting on my shoes?

[MarillionFan]

This thread deserves rep.

[shaunbhoy]

And they've started breeding

Prep H is too greasy and not effecive.
Germaloids is great for a quick fix owing to the local anaesthetic, but that's it.

The wonder cream is

Anusol HC +

HC stands for "hydrocortisone" btw

Are there any other remedies I should be considering? Sitting on my shoes?

Stop talking out of it so much?

[DimPrawn]

Too much pegging I suspect.

Tell the mrs to lay off.

[Ruprect]

And they've started bleeding

Prep H is too greasy and not effecive.
Germaloids is great for a quick fix owing to the local anaesthetic, but that's it.

The wonder cream is

Anusol HC +

HC stands for "hydrocortisone" btw

Are there any other remedies I should be considering? Sitting on my shoes?

FTFY HTH

[suityou01]

Too much pegging I suspect.

Tell the mrs to lay off.

I genuinely have no idea

[d000hg]

This thread makes Wilmslow seem bashful and shy.

[Ruprect]

I genuinely have no idea

Urban Dictionary: pegging

[suityou01]

This thread makes Wilmslow seem bashful and shy.

dull and boring

Most threads do this, HTH.

[Zippy]

If you've coughed a pile I'd seriously consider giving up smoking. Or buy a case of cough mixture.
Ouch