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One of those parental milestones

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    One of those parental milestones

    My son has just issued me with his first invoice. I'm so proud.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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    First asbo?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      Like this?
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        #4
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        My son has just issued me with his first invoice. I'm so proud.
        A close friend bought his daugter a new car (£12,000), paid for her university, (no loans) bought her a new laptop and he asked her to help move some stuff out the garage. She replied "How much will you pay me?"
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          A close friend bought his daugter a new car (£12,000), paid for her university, (no loans) bought her a new laptop and he asked her to help move some stuff out the garage. She replied "How much will you pay me?"
          I hope she then took the money and hired an immigrant to do the work instead.

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            #6
            My baby's 21st today... gosh I feel old...
            Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

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              #7
              Originally posted by TraceRacing View Post
              My baby's 21st today... gosh I feel old...
              Facebook page?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Bought mine a car today.

                2k for fecking insurance - but we get a free toy meerkat!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  Bought mine a car today.

                  2k for fecking insurance - but we get a free toy meerkat!
                  I bought mine a toy Dyson today, I thought that was swish. Blimey.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                    Bought mine a car today.

                    2k for fecking insurance - but we get a free toy meerkat!
                    2k for insurance!!!!

                    That's the problem these days. Too much money for youngsters. Bet you paid that didn't you as opposed to them earning it!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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