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Why won't electrons do what they are told?

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    Why won't electrons do what they are told?

    Very annoying little buggers they are.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Very annoying little buggers they are.
    Have you tried stopping their pocket money?

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      #3
      They've got such a negative attitude.

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        #4
        It's just the way they are wired.

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          #5
          and they're all the bloody same.

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            #6
            They do but looking at them changes everything.
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Very annoying little buggers they are.
              Isn't it actually a bloody good thing they don't?
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

                They do but looking at them changes everything.
                Constantly looking at them prevents them changing.

                It's only when you take your eye or laser off them they start getting sneaky again. ..
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Constantly looking at them prevents them changing.

                  It's only when you take your eye or laser off them they start getting sneaky again. ..
                  Can you prove the opposite to me?

                  Can you prove they are changing when nobody is looking?
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                    Have you tried stopping their pocket money?
                    That doesn’t work but charging them does.
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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