Gas board have just been round to fit a usage meter.

[minestrone]

Has a nice green, orange, red light display.

If it shows red for more than 2 minutes an Amazonian child dies from CO2 emissions or summin like that.

[minestrone]

Bono just clicked his finger, I think my cup of tea is ready.

[DimPrawn]

Plants and trees grow faster and bigger the more CO2 is in the atmosphere, so by putting your heating on you are saving the rain forests.

[minestrone]

Bloody hell, switched on the oven and the sensor moved into disco light mode.

Noodles for tea I think.

[SueEllen]

Bloody hell, switched on the oven and the sensor moved into disco light mode.

Noodles for tea I think.

The wrong idea - when you put the oven on instead of baking 3 potatoes you are suppose to bake 3 potatoes, your Sunday roast and cook a cake (or whatever).

[TestMangler]

The wrong idea - when you put the oven on instead of baking 3 potatoes you are suppose to bake 3 potatoes, your Sunday roast and cook a cake (or whatever).

Jesus woman, your hubby needs to put his foot down here and get you kitchen trained !!