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    Witty famous last words

    Can you think of any?

    What does this button do?
    We'll only be gone a few hours
    You don't need that sweater
    Leave the water in the truck

    #2
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Can you think of any?

    What does this button do?
    We'll only be gone a few hours
    You don't need that sweater
    Leave the water in the truck
    Is this wire liv-zzzzzzzzzttt.
    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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      #3
      No, it's perfectly safe if...
      What tree?
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        I am just going outside and may be some time

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          #5
          "What iceberg?"
          The vegetarian option.

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            "It's too quiet out there".

            Thunk.
            Or.. <dons red shirt><says nothing, has no lines to say>...<dead by end of episode>

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              #7
              Give us the money or you're in for it, florist poofter.

              http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...sgraceful.html
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                "What the f**k was that?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #9
                  What's self-destru

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                    #10
                    "Where did all those f**king Indians come from?" - General Custer
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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