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    There's something very satisfying about...

    Putting an aeroplane's wheels on the ground.

    What's yours?
    Me, me, me...

    #2
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    What's yours?
    I'll have a G&T, thanks for asking.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      Putting an aeroplane's wheels on the ground.

      What's yours?
      bashing SY02's back doors in
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        bashing SY02's back doors in
        Pity that feeling you get when you
        come back from a pool evening to
        find that someone has already broken and entered Sy02.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          Putting an aeroplane's wheels on the ground.

          What's yours?
          Cleaning the bathroom.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #6
            Has anyone met SY in life and can forward the link for this thread to the wife?
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Has anyone met SY in life and can forward the link for this thread to the wife?
              No need, she's already got a couple of socks, one to put in his mouth and one to post on here...
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #8
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                Putting an aeroplane's wheels on the ground.

                What's yours?
                Doing it with the aeroplane attached to them.
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  Putting an aeroplane's wheels on the ground.

                  What's yours?
                  You mean like this?

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                    #10
                    Removing dead skin from the teeth of a comb.
                    I'm alright Jack

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