A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
He says "This is Amanda".
His dad jumps up "It's a feckin' what?"
He says "This is Amanda".
His dad jumps up "It's a feckin' what?"
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
This joke was told to me by a good friend some time ago.
A Scotsman walks into a cake shop.
The assistance says "Will you be having an eclair or a meringue"
He says "you're nay wrang love, I'll have an eclair"Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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Jokes playing on an accent written down = fail
either that or I lose the comedy timing becuase I have to read them over so many times to get the accent right before I can understand it.
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Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
When written, for people who don't speak jock, that will never work
Anyone who wants it explained, pm me
PS - It's actually a pretty good gag !!When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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That is entirely why I like to see it written down. I love vocal jokes int he written form.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWhen written, for people who don't speak jock, that will never work
Anyone who wants it explained, pm me
PS - It's actually a pretty good gag !!Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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GJs one is not bad also, but needs a 'real' glasgow accentOriginally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Me too, surely it helps to read it from a outsiders perspective?Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
If Frankie Boyle told my first joke to a Glaswegian ordinance they probably wouldn't get it.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I got it.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostGJs one is not bad also, but needs a 'real' glasgow accent
Noddy Holder shopping for clothes in the 70s
shopkeeper: Would sir like the 17 or 20 inch flares?
Noddy: 20
shopkeeper: Floral or paisley shirt
Noddy: Floral
shopkeeper: Wide or round collar
Noddy Wide
shopkeeper: Kipper tie
Noddy: 2 sugars.Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
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I saw a good joke the other day, but I would get an infraction or ban for repeating it.Comment
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