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Hypnotic Gastric Band

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    Hypnotic Gastric Band

    Sorry but I am in the wrong business.

    If the first hypnotic therapy session does not work they ask you to come in to get it tightened at an extra charge.

    "3 2 1, the band is tightened, that will be 50 quid please"

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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Sorry but I am in the wrong business.

    If the first hypnotic therapy session does not work they ask you to come in to get it tightened at an extra charge.

    "3 2 1, the band is tightened, that will be 50 quid please"
    when are you going for the second session?
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      when are you going for the second session?
      I am pretty much on weight I can state with confidence.

      Just something I heard from someone I know.

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        #4
        Gastric bands are no good. you need the stomach stapled to be effective.

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