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minestrone
9th September 2011, 12:09
Sorry but I am in the wrong business.

If the first hypnotic therapy session does not work they ask you to come in to get it tightened at an extra charge.

"3 2 1, the band is tightened, that will be 50 quid please"

Spacecadet
9th September 2011, 12:23
Sorry but I am in the wrong business.

If the first hypnotic therapy session does not work they ask you to come in to get it tightened at an extra charge.

"3 2 1, the band is tightened, that will be 50 quid please"

when are you going for the second session?

minestrone
9th September 2011, 12:30
when are you going for the second session?

I am pretty much on weight I can state with confidence.

Just something I heard from someone I know.

BrilloPad
9th September 2011, 12:34
Gastric bands are no good. you need the stomach stapled to be effective.