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    Tony Blair Antichrist

    I'm not a religious man. In fact, as I may have mentioned on these pages before, I'm actually Jewish, so the book of Revelations doesn't have much of a bearing on my spiritual life.

    However, I can't help feeling that some credence should be given to the views of 30% (I think) of the American public who believe that Tony Blair is the AntiChrist.

    Let's look at the evidence.

    1) Within weeks of getting in there's the Diana thing.
    2) Wars in Sierra Leone and Kosovo
    3) I'm no fan of labour, but all the half decent people who spoke out against him seem to have died; Mo Mowlam, Robin Cook, Tony Banks (remember him?) sure there are others
    4) The David Kelly thing. His dibs are all over it.
    5) Foisting the pus filled bag of hatred that is John Prescott on the British public.
    6) His Elena Ceauşescuesque wife
    7) The fact that he's the Middle East Peace () envoy (frikkin great job you're doing there, Tone) - wasn't the dark one supposed to eminate from that region?
    8) Read in the Torygraph TODAY that he's now advocating REGIME CHANGE IN iRAN

    Now then if only I can keep a straight face abut Jacob spilling his seed all over the floor, I might just make my way through the book of Revelations before I go to beddie Bies.

    Night All,

    Pacha.
    Last edited by pacharan; 10 September 2011, 00:20.

    #2
    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    I'm not a religious man. In fact, as I may have mentioned on these pages before, I'm actually Jewish, so the book of Revelations doesn't have much of a bearing on my spiritual life.

    However, I can't help feeling that some credence should be given to the views of 30% (I think) of the American public who believe that Tony Blair is the AntiChrist.

    Let's look at the evidence.

    1) Within weeks of getting in there's the Diana thing.
    2) Wars in Sierra Leone and Kosovo
    3) I'm no fan of labour, but all the half decent people who spoke out against him seem to have died; Mo Mowlam, Robin Cook, Tony Banks (remember him?) sure there are others
    4) The David Kelly thing. His dibs are all over it.
    5) Foisting the pus filled bag of hatred that is John Prescott on the British public.
    6) His Elena Ceauşescuesque wife
    7) The fact that he's the Middle East Peace () envoy (frikkin great job you're doing there Tone) - wasn't the dark one supposed to eminate from that region?
    8) Read in the Torygraph TODAY that he's now advocating REGIME CHANGE IN iRAN

    Now then if only I can keep a straight face abut Jacob spilling his seed all over the floor, I might just make my way through the book of Revelations before I go to beddie Bies.

    Night All,

    Pacha.
    And what about John Smith?


    Did New World Order Fabians murder John Smith MP?
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      #3
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      And what about John Smith?
      Of course, add him to 3)

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        #4
        Originally posted by Paddy View Post
        Not Bliar. Someone else. Soon.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Jewish? I'm surprised. I always thought you were a complete prick.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by pacharan View Post
            I'm not a religious man. In fact, as I may have mentioned on these pages before, I'm actually Jewish, so the book of Revelations doesn't have much of a bearing on my spiritual life.

            However, I can't help feeling that some credence should be given to the views of 30% (I think) of the American public who believe that Tony Blair is the AntiChrist.

            Let's look at the evidence.

            1) Within weeks of getting in there's the Diana thing.
            2) Wars in Sierra Leone and Kosovo
            3) I'm no fan of labour, but all the half decent people who spoke out against him seem to have died; Mo Mowlam, Robin Cook, Tony Banks (remember him?) sure there are others
            4) The David Kelly thing. His dibs are all over it.
            5) Foisting the pus filled bag of hatred that is John Prescott on the British public.
            6) His Elena Ceauşescuesque wife
            7) The fact that he's the Middle East Peace () envoy (frikkin great job you're doing there, Tone) - wasn't the dark one supposed to eminate from that region?
            8) Read in the Torygraph TODAY that he's now advocating REGIME CHANGE IN iRAN

            Now then if only I can keep a straight face abut Jacob spilling his seed all over the floor, I might just make my way through the book of Revelations before I go to beddie Bies.

            Night All,

            Pacha.
            Two points of failure:

            1. Tony's war in Sierra Leone was probably one of the best things he ever did.
            2. Jacob spilling his seed is part of Genesis, not Revelations, is part of the Torah, and therefore part of your alledged cultural heritage.

            (TB may well be the anti-christ, however).
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Atheist me but that all sounds very convincing.

              PS NI was good thing though.
              PPS If I had to pick worst thing it would be having Brown as chancellor. A few hundred thousand killed in his wars is small beer compared to that evil.
              Last edited by xoggoth; 10 September 2011, 08:28.
              bloggoth

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                #8
                Dunno about the antichrist, I think of him as Asimov's Clown.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

                  PPS If I had to pick worst thing it would be having Brown as chancellor. A few hundred thousand killed in his wars is small beer compared to that evil.
                  But was it though? It was better for us in the long run to cock up everything obviously and quickly, and be booted out at the next election, rather than doing the same more slowly and winning one election after another because too many dozy sheeple voters didn't notice the decline.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
                    Dunno about the antichrist, I think of him as Asimov's Clown.
                    Huh?
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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